I make
no pretense about the fact that I love the domesticated cat...they are
my familiars and the protectors of my soul. Anyone who knows a cat knows
true admiration cause they don't give their attention or love easily. Hear
a cat purr and I defy you to not be a peace. Under each haiku is a picture
of my kitties...Tango is the black one and Stinky is the calico.
Cat
Haiku
by
Tango and Stinky
You
never feed me.
Perhaps
I'll sleep on your face.
That
will show you bud.
I
need a new toy.
Tail
of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce!
good dog! good dog!
The
rule for today:
Touch
my tail, I shred your hand.
New
rule tomorrow.
In
deep sleep hear sound
Cat
throwup hairball somewhere
Will
find in morning
Grace
personified,
I
leap into the window.
I
meant to do that.
Blur
of motion, then --
Silence,
me, a paper bag.
What
is so funny?
You're
always typing.
Well,
let's see you ignore my
Sitting
on your hands.
My
small cardboard box.
You
cannot see me if I
Can
hide my head.
Terrible
battle.
I
fought for hours. Come and see!
What's
a 'term paper'?
Small
brave carnivores
Kill
pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear
vacuum cleaner
Want
to trim my claws?
Don't
even think about it!
My
cries will wake dead.
I
want to be close
To
you. Can I fit my head
inside
your armpit?
Wanna
go outside.
Oh,
no! Help! I got outside!
Let
me back inside!
Oh
no! Big One Bud
has
been trapped by newspaper!
Cat
to the rescue!
Humans
are so strange.
Mine
lies still in bed, then screams!
My
claws aren't that sharp ...
Litter
box not here
You
must have moved it again
I'll
crap in the sink.
We're
almost equals
I
purr to show I love you
Want
to smell my butt?
There
is something about the presence of a cat that takes the bite out of being
alone.- Louis J. Canuti.
And
now for something completely different....we would like to present the
HITLER CATS
(Tango
thinks they are all freaks!)
Go
HERE to see the titanic struggle between man
and kitty in the epic tale -
ATTACK
OF THE GIANT KITTIES!!!
And
we all lament the fate of the legendary MR
BIGGLESWORTH!!
Go
HERE to hear what happens when Mr.
Bigglsworth gets angry.
much thanks to the CORPORATION
again, mucho gusto CORPORATION
What is a Cat?
Are you sure you really want
one? You do the math...
22% Purring and Cuddling
25% Cuteness
3% Bad Breath
17% Disrespect for your
furniture
15% Litter Box Odors
75% Easier than a dog
25% Vet bills
Takes up 50% less space
than the Sunday paper
11% Inappropriate Pee
and Poops, sometimes missing the box altogether
Cat
Haiku
