THE ZAPPERS GO CAMPING
   
 
HELLO. WE ARE THE ZAPPERS AND

WE WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU

ABOUT OUR RECENT CAMPING

TRIP.I AM BABY ZAPP AND MY

SISTER, SQUIRT ZAPP GOT TO
GO
TOO AND SHE SLEPT ON
THE
GROUND AND SHE SAID
THAT A BUG
COULD CRAWL IN
OUR EAR WHILE
WE WERE
SLEEPING ON THE GROUND
AND
WE HARDLY GOT ANY SLEEP

ALL NGHT. MY SISTER HAS A
WAY
WITH WORDS SOMETIMES.



WE GOT TO
SLEEP IN A TENT AND
WE
BRUSHED OUR TEETH IN THE

STREAM. MY SISTER LOST
HER
TOOTHBRUSH WHEN SHE
BENT OVER
THE STREAM TOO
FAR.


THE
RANGER CAME AND TOLD DADDY

THERE WAS A BEAR AROUND

SOMEWHERE AND WE GOT REAL

SCARED AND NOW WE WERE

WATCHING FOR BEARS, AND
BUGS.
THE BEAR ATE SOME
PEOPLE'S
FOOD WHEN THEY
WERE OUT
FISHING.







 
WE ATE REAL GOOD FOOD WHILE WE

WERE GONE. WE HAD SOME

SMORES, AND WE SAT AROUND
THE
CAMPFIRE AND ROASTED
WEENIES.
MY WEENIE FELL
OFF MY STICK
AND BURNT UP
IN THE FIRE AND I
NEARLY
CRIED. WE ROASTED

MARHMALLOWS AND THEY GOT
REAL
HOT ON MY HANDS AND
MY FACE
GOT REAL STICKY
AND WHEN I
LAID DOWN SOME
LEAVES STUCK TO
MY
FACE.







 
WE HAD A BON FIRE AND SOME

GUY BROUGHT A GUITAR AND
SANG
COWBOY SONGS. MY
SISTER SANG
OFF KEY. WE
COULD SEE SO MANY
STARS IN
THE SKY IT LOOKED
LIKE
DANDRUFF. WE HAD A GREAT

TIME AND FELT SAD TO COME
HOME
EXCEPT FOR OUR
BEDS






 
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ZAPPERS ARE ALIVE AND WELL
Those rascals are at it again!


SHIPWRECED!
Thise doggone Zappers get stranded on an Island


Zappers go to mermaidland
They meet up with a real mermaid!!!!

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