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AURAS
Art by Aleksandar Ziljak. Click this image to see his art work.
AURAS are fields of energy around our bodies which most of us can't see. All genuine New Age people believe in Auras, although few can see them.
Auras have different colors. You can tell how highly evolved people are by the color of their auras. However, there are so many different theories about Auras that people are confused about which colors are better than others, which of course, is very important to New Age People. Everybody does agree that having any color of Aura is better than having none at all.
Here is the final definitive, scientific rating of Aura colors:
White - Forget it. They're avoiding you. You wouldn't know one if it bit you.
Violet - Very, very high. If you see someone with a violet aura, try to ingratiate yourself.
Blue - Highly conscious, although somewhat pompous.
Blue/Green - Semi-conscious. Fun at parties.
Green - Reasonably conscious. Very healthy. Fond of plants.
Yellow - Average. Some hope for evolution, although unlikely to be interested in it.
Orange - Has moments of consciousness. Uninspired sexual partner.
Red - Passionate and quick tempered, but not very b-r-i-g-h-t.
Brown - Traditionally referred to as "robot-consciousness". Often successful in politics. California has produced two presidents like this.
Black - Unpleasant at best. Avoid them.
